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“Oh, but you will love this!” the seller gushed, her purple tipped pixie cut bobbing in time with the movement of her thumbs on the screen.
“Do you really think so?” the matronly woman twirled tentatively in front of the mirror, unaware that the saleswoman hadn’t even raised her head.
“Absolutely!”
“I’m worried the color is too bright,” the woman fretted and patted down frizzy wisps of hair long past the time for touching up. She smoothed the folds of the dress over her midriff. “Also, I don’t know about the pattern. Don’t you think it is too young for me?”
The saleswoman paused in her staccato typing long enough to glance at her customer. She stilled a yawn. Less than an hour before she could close, return the piles of discarded tried-on clothing to their hangers, and be free from the need to constantly reassure strangers that they looked better than they did or could.
“This color is all the rage,” the seller noted in the half-petulant, half-coercive tone she’d found tended to move her less assertive customers into feeling that to not buy the item would somehow mean they were backwards, dated, or wasting her time.
A long moment passed. More preening from the customer.
“It does not really work with my coloring,” the woman frowned. “Or is this just the lighting here?”
Not much would work with your coloring, the seller swallowed a retort. “It is all about the right combinations,” she said instead. She plastered on a smile, put her phone down, opened a jewelry box, and pulled out a small black tube.
“Here, let me,” she added, twisting an orange mass out of the bottom part of the tube and reaching for the woman’s chin. “All you need is the right lipstick.”
For Linda’s SoCS challenge: Lip
The kind of salesperson I loathe.
Well done.
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You and me both …
Thanks!
xoxo!
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Nicely done. (And so well written I instantly despised the salesperson.)
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Thank you! I guess this would be “mission accomplished” … 😉 And … I think we all had met such salespersons (and hopefully some who are far better, too!)
Thank you for reading and commenting! Na’ama
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What an insincere, horrible sales person. I hope the lady is able to see through her meanness and punishes her by wasting lot of her time and then not buying anything. Just walking out of the shop with the same benevolent smile. It will put that pushy woman totally over the edge. Aah…that was a good thought. Feeling better now 😊
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🙂 Glad you are feeling better now … and … I would not recommend the specific shop (and hopefully this customer won’t, either … ;)).
Thank you for the comment and the chuckle,
Na’ama
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fun reading your bits. delicately put……
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🙂 Toda!
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Very incisive.
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Thank you … Not my favorite time of salesperson … 😉
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Quite.
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