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He reports first thing in the morning.
He reports again every night.
There’s little that could dissuade him
From being absolutely forthright.
He records every scene with a flourish.
His voice reflects every sight,
As with journalist’s flair
He spells data in ample delight.
He would not be distracted from telling,
The minutia has got to be tight.
After all, he is in potty training
And to him no discharging is trite.
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Ha! “Look, Mom, Look!”
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LOL! Yeah, and close examination of all the ‘evidence’ and then elaborate ‘fare-thee-wells’ to the … um … products.
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That was so sweet!
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😀 Thanks, Dale. I suspect any who helped potty-train a child had had some ‘experience’ with this kind of ‘reporting’ and then some more with the excited ‘examination’ of the ‘evidence’ … and delighted recitation of the exact shape, form, color and quantity, preferably in little-prepared-for-this company … 😀
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Lemme tell you…. It is an adventure in itself…
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Lol! Exactly!! 😁
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Ha! A nice humerous surprise.. Well done.
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😁 as life with toddlers can often deliver, I am sure… 😁
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Nice one. Hey, Mum, look what I’ve done. So proudly they offer it.
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LOL, yeah, pretty much, eh? 🙂
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I remember the days
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🙂 I believe ya!
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🙂
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A brilliant take on the prompt Na’ama!
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Thanks, Keith … it is … shall we say … ‘inspired’ by real life events … 🙂
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