Photo prompt © Jan Wayne Fields
“The box said up to 20 people,” Martin insisted.
I gazed at the purple awning below and my eyes rested momentarily on my cousin’s bare feet. He inherited Uncle Georgie’s hairy toes, I noticed. His impulsive stubbornness, too, it seems.
“That’s not what they meant,” I shook my head.
Martin glared at me as if my IQ wouldn’t make it past the bottom inch of a ruler. “Twenty people is twenty people, Ralph. Math is math,” he announced and launched himself from the garage’s roof onto the tent.
CRASH!
And gravity is gravity … I sighed. I had 911 on speed dial.
For Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers
Oh such tales is the Darwin Awards made
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LOL! I guess so, eh?
When humans colonize Mars, I’m sure we’ll make new award … (hairy toes and all) 😉
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Na’ama Y’karah,
Now you have me laughing out loud. Gravity is gravity. 😀 There are some people who have to learn the hard way. It sounds like hairy-toed Georgie is one of them…if he’s capable of learning. 😉 Good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Yep. Some people need to have other people have 911 on speed-dial on their behalf … 😉
I am not sure the hairy toes are part of the syndrome … but in Martin and Georgie’s case, it seems it may well be … 😉
Na’ama
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This is awesome! Great characterisation. Clever.
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🙂 Thank you! 🙂
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Ha ha ha. Good one, Na’ama.
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Thank you, John! Some traits call for a 911 on speed-dial … 😉
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Thinking it will hold twenty is a speed-dialable trait for sure.
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Exactemente!
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Hairy toes is good. Not only has he Hobbit ancestry, but good circulation too. A doctor told me that.
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LOL!!!!!
Hobbit ancestry also explains why he’s a bit … um … strong headed … and up to adventures …
As for the circulation … 😉
Love this!
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Ha, excellent! Made me laugh, and fits the image perfectly 🙂
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Thanks, Iain. Sometimes one just has go go all silly, eh?
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That was a hoot! There is one in every family, isn’t there?
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Hairy toes? In their family there seem to be at least two … 😉
(ducking)
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Buahaha!
Hairy toes and crazy ones trying stuff they shouldn’t!
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LOL!
I thought that’d get a guffaw outta’ ya! 🙂
Yep, in every family.
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He he he… seriously…
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Ha ha ha! I wonder what made us humans the apex predators in the food chain!
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LOL! I don’t think it was the tent-jumpers … 😉
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Oh thats ridiculous and very funny, some folk are just massive idiots I guess.
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Some people are … um … well … rationally challenged … 😉 (and they do seem to have an inordinate amount of Emergency Room calls … ;)).
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A good story, with great dialogue. Na’ama. I’m afraid Martin is going to need 911 more than just a couple of times. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Yep. Hench it being on speed-dial on Ralph’s phone … 😉
Glad you liked it! 🙂
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That’s brilliant Na’ama! Thanks for the chuckle.
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My pleasure, Keith! 🙂
Math and gravity do their thing, apparently. And the rest is … well … 😉
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Unfortunately, there are far too many Martins and very few Ralphs. I laughed out loud. Great story. My favorite line is, “As if my IQ wouldn’t make it past the bottom inch of a ruler.”
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Well, if it is any consolation, if the Martins of this world will continue to insist that a tent that “can hold 20 people” means that 20 can jump on it’s roof … we might indeed end up with … um … more Ralph descendants than Martin ones … 😉
(no harm wished upon anyone … just stating statistical plausibility … 😉 Because, you know, math AND gravity … 😉 ).
Happy it made you laugh out loud and glad you liked my little IQ measuring device … 😉
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I’m laughing again. You certainly have a way with words! hehe
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Hee, sounds like this isn’t the first stunt he’s needed an ambulance for 🙂
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Exactemente! 🙂
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I can picture the stupidity of it all. Nice laugh.
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Thanks, James … 😉
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Lesson learned the very hard way. Great story!
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“the hard way” in every way possible … 😉 Yep. Gravity can do that. 😉
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Is there a correlation between stupidity and hairy toes…? but I guess not, Darwin would have made sure that there would be no hairy toes
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Well, in Martin’s (and Georgie’s) family perhaps there was … 😉 Then again, if they continue jumping off of rooftops Darwin’s theory of some genes not being passed on too long may prove correct after all … 😉
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Sounds like the gene pool is being drained.
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Perhaps, eh? Though I don’t wish ill for Martin or his hairy toes, I do hope that if he has progeny, they are more like Ralph … 😉
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Why did Martin jump on the tent roof? What did room for twenty has to do when he was jumping on the roof?
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I think he jumped on it just because it for some reason looked inviting to him … and that he misinterpreted the box’s “can hold up to 20 people” (i.e. in capacity UNDERNEATH the tent) as meaning that the tent can ‘hold’ (i.e. support) up to 20 people ON TOP of itself …
😉
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Invincible ignorance is, well, invincible, not to mention dangerous! Funny and realistic story, Na’ama.
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Thank you my friend. Yes, invincible … till gravity gets you in the face … 😉
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LOL true dat
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And dumb is dumb 🙂
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LOL! That, too!
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THIS IS SO FUNNY! 911 on speed-dial . I LOVE YOUR STORY – GOSH – YOU ARE FUNNY! ha ha ha – Cute story!
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😀 Some people need 911 on speed-dial, and Martin seems to be one of them … 😉 Glad you’ve enjoyed this little piece. 🙂
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Great characterization.
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Thank you, Lisa! 🙂
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